I...see...cold...people...

Spring starts with hypothermia in the office, the heating has been broken for the past few days, and I’m looking at my breath and wiping the frost off my keyboard and not exaggerating one little bit, no, not at all.

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Recent haircut misunderstanding results in complete scalping. Conversations about the current job hunt now all include jokes about joining the Marine Corps. People are FUNNY. You never appreciate the insulating properties of a head of hair until it’s gone, and then suddenly snow is forecast…

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“If you could change one thing about yourself, what would that be?”

My readiness to answer such a dumb question. January is tough enough without voluntarily throwing your life into chaos! (yeah yeah, I know I could lose a bit of weight…)