Dear Santa. I’m great!

Allie 1, Christmas Panic 0. Yes, that’s right, I have all my shopping done! With days to spare! And nobody forgotten! Hopefully! Now wait and see, everyone will open their presents and throw them back at my head in disgust. But I went out and spent money and scratched their ungrateful names off my scrunched up little list, and at the end of the day, isn’t that really what Christmas is all about?

In further developments of the hyper-organised and mucho-smug kind, I have asked a small gang of friends to call over to the casa tonight, that way I don’t have to run around meeting individuals for the rest of the week! And before you say “what a dickhead, who’d be friends with her?” let me just say that everyone thought this was a great idea! Except for the people who weren’t free, I have to catch up with their worthless asses later in the week. Cos it’s all about the festive cheer, see?

I’m outa work on Wednesday eve, and then it’s off I go to Sunny Kildare for the rest of Christmas. Might come back up to town if the family start to wreck my head or whatever, but officially it’s Christmas in the country. Chestnuts roasting and all that jazz…shuffling around the house in pyjamas for 10 days…aww yeah…

Happy Christmas Everyone!