Much ado about the do

Do be do be do.

We're having a party in our place tonight. Well, technically a soiree. If it gets loud and fun, I suppose then it'll be a party. And maybe if the cops arrive, it'll become something else. And if we have gatecrashers, I get to knock some heads! So maybe I will have fun after all...

I've stocked up on the Nurofen and the Alka Seltzer and the paper towels. I'm such an aul wan. If I wasn't the one throwing this shindig, I probably wouldn't even be invited.